"I want to torture you"
"Y'know, when he says that, it doesn't sound like such a bad thing..." --Angel and Beth
"Bop & mewl, bop & mewl" -- Mary Beth on the theme song during an angst filled ep.
"Someone turn my brain off, please!" -- Gina
"You say anything nasty Xander and I'll slap you."
"Okay, but all you'll do is hurt your hand on the TV screen." -- Gina and Beth
"Grow up, don't grow up, jump in the lake. I don't care." -- Dianne after yet another Dawson's promo
"I don't want to turn off my brain. I just want to turn off my mouth." -- Dianne
"This is me. Not breathing." -- Mary Beth
"He's the evil demon monster. Stop drooling." -- Dianne
"I'm going to get on the PB and tell that man what I think of him!"
"Forget the PB! I'm getting on a plane!" -- Mary Beth and Gina on their first plans for Joss
"My bra's falling apart I'm so upset." -- Gina
"I think the mayor is someone we've already met."
"Brian Thompson!!" -- Gina and Mary Beth
"The mayor is Marcie Ross. That's why we never see the mayor." -- Mary Beth
"And they use Sarah McLachlan at the worst best most wonderful awful time!" -- Dianne on the phone with Kiki, reporting on the pain factor.
"It's gotta suck to be stuck in hell in leather pants." -- Beth
"I'm gonna go home and cry. And then maybe I'll imagine I'm ironing Joss's face." -- Gina