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wayne.wav  | 
164k | 
Crichton:  We do know that they will pay us to haul cargo, which they're not going to do if you go in there doing your John Wayne impression! 
Aeryn:  John Wayne? Who's that, a relative? 
Crichton:  John Wayne. No, he's... The big guy. True Grit, The Searchers, The Cowboys, Genghis Kahn... No, forget about Genghis Khan, everyone makes a bad movie.
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lookup.wav  | 
56k | 
Rygel:  I need them to look up to me. 
D'Argo:  Why? We don't. 
Rygel:  Well you should!
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address.wav  | 
84k | 
Rygel:  If you must address me, do so as 'Your Supreme Eminence'... which you should be doing anyway. 
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plan1.wav  | 
12k | 
Crichton:  I got a plan. 
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softweak.wav  | 
28k | 
Zhaan:  Soft, yes. Weak, no. 
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plan2.wav  | 
84k | 
Pilot:  Secure for acceleration. Crichton has... an idea. 
Zhaan:  //sigh// Did you say Crichton? //swearing in Delvian//
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plan3.wav  | 
12k | 
Aeryn:  I've got a plan. 
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plan4.wav  | 
60k | 
Crichton:  That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that! 
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nexttime.wav  | 
60k | 
Crichton:  Next time you hit me, make sure that I don't wake up. 
Aeryn:  //tongue click// Oh... 
Crichton:  Don't //tongue click// me!
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nudity.wav  | 
148k | 
Zhaan:  Quite respectable for your age. Did you think you'd shock me? Is nudity a taboo in your culture? Are you ashamed of your bodies? 
Tavlek:  We would be if we looked like you. 
Zhaan:  I doubt it.
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blanket.wav  | 
44k | 
Crichton:  Nice blanket you got there, D'Argo. 
D'Argo:  A lumpy blanket. Get her off.
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therapy.wav  | 
140k | 
Crichton:   You attacked us, tried to take over the ship and you, you're ready to slaughter every Tavloid on the planet-- 
Aeryn/D'Argo:  Tavlek. 
Crichton:  Whatever! If the gauntlet brings out the real you, both of you think long and hard about therapy.
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nosermons1.wav  | 
116k | 
Tavlek:   About the gauntlet, it's not as if I ever had any choice. 
Zhaan:  There are always choices-- 
Tavlek:  Look, I told you, I don't need a sermon! 
Zhaan:  All right, no sermons. What do you need?
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notenemies.wav  | 
152k | 
Zhaan:  I could rip you apart right now; Khalaan help me, I'd enjoy it! But do you know why I don't? Because we're not enemies. This is your enemy! 
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rygel.wav  | 
92k | 
Crichton:   Rygel is an obnoxious gasbag. Who's gonna shell out for that? 
Rygel:  He's right. I'm unloved, unwanted, unpopular -- //kick// -- unconscious...
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fluffy.wav  | 
20k | 
Crichton:  Don't you tempt me, Fluffy. 
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choices.wav  | 
24k | 
Zhaan:  Perhaps I like to offer choices. 
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livedie.wav  | 
88k | 
D'Argo:  ...Well? Am I to live or die? 
Aeryn:  Die. But not today.
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nosermons2.wav  | 
156k | 
Tavlek:  My choice. 
Zhaan:  ...No sermons.
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