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cursing.wav 124k D'Argo: Rygel, listen to me, and listen very, very carefully. [something in Luxan about his corpse, and a body function]

translation.wav 80k Crichton: What the hell did you just say?
Chiana: Something about his corpse. And a body function.
Crichton: Oh, that'll help.

action.wav 32k Rygel: I am a dominar of action.

testosterone.wav 96k Crichton: It doesn't look like we're gonna get out of this one alive, and I'd rather go down swinging.
D'Argo: Then we shall go down together.
Aeryn: Ugh, just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.

testosterone2.wav 36k Aeryn: Ugh, just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.

bargain.wav 104k Rygel: I also require a ship, a qualified crew, negotiable currency, a map to my home world and a full pardon.
Scorpius: You're lying.
Rygel: All right, I could forego the cash.

enjoy.wav 108k Chiana: Don't tell me how to lie, it's one of the best things I do!
D'Argo: You are a real pain in the eema! But one I have grown to enjoy.

family.wav 168k Zhaan: I've made new family here, surrounded by all of you. And now I sense it's coming to an end.
Crichton: Well, it's a Jerry Springer kind of family but, for what it's worth, Zhaan... you are family.

aerynsmother.wav 340k Aeryn: When I was very young, one night, a soldier stood over at my bunk. Battle hardened, scarred....
Crichton: Your father.
Aeryn: My mother. She told me that I wasn't merely an accident, or a genetic birthing to fill the ranks. That she and a male that she had cared about had chosen to yield a life. Mine.
Crichton: What about your father?
Aeryn: I know even less.

weaponsfire.wav 128k Aeryn: Off the throne sled, Rygel, and face-down on the ground
Rygel: Well, hardly. Then I'd miss your reactions to what's about to happen. And please, whatever your reaction -- don't let it include weapons fire.

awkward.wav 24k Crais: Clearly an awkward situation.

sellout.wav 80k Zhaan: You went there to sell us out Rygel.
Rygel: You bet your shiny blue ass I did. But I didn't. So make the most of it now.

accident.wav 148k Crais: I understand you didn't mean to kill my brother. It was an accident; I realize that now, as I look back and try to understand it all.

brother.wav 240k Crais: I thought it was about my brother. It should have been about my brother. Somewhere along the way, my priorities... decayed. I realized I'd become more concerned with my own image and career.

sacrifice.wav 32k D'Argo: One of us will have to sacrifice ourselves for the others.

murder.wav 120k Zhaan: The instant I committed murder, I sacrificed my right to exist. Since then, I view every microt as a generous, yet undeserved gift from the goddess.

sparky.wav 60k Crichton: Sparky, Spanky, Fluffy, Buckwheat the XVI...

universe.wav 92k Crichton: This is John Crichton... somewhere in the universe.

chicks.wav 24k D'Argo: I hate this stuff.
Crichton: Chicks love it.

fear.wav 56k D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.

goodluck.wav 108k Crichton: My dad's good luck charm.
D'Argo: Does it work?
Crichton: I'm alive. So far.

starburst.wav 120k Crichton: All right, you guys starburst the hell out of here. Don't let this be for nothing.
Aeryn: We still get one chance to grab you. That was the plan.
Chiana: The Peacekeepers are still moving away from us. Find them, Aeryn. There's time.

johnwashere.wav 92k Crichton: Hey, you bastards. John Crichton was here.