Lightbulb Jokes

How many Miss Parker's does it take to change a lightbulb?

One: But she WAS faking it!

One: But she has to light her cig. first and wear 8 inch stilletos!!!...

One: But she has to go on first about how her mother was "weak"... period... and how her mother couldn't change lightbulbs on her own!... [then she whines about her ulcer and gets Broots' to do it!!...]

Two: One to change the lightbulb and the other to yell "Jarod" and warn him before she fires giving him enough time to get away...

How many Sydney's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Patience Miss Parker... patience...

None: Syndey is usually in the dark in most matters in the centre in any case...

None: He'll ask Broots' as a "friend" to do it for him!...

One: But he usually has to say - "Jeehaarrod" or "Hello this is Sydnaay" before he does so!

One: But while changing the light he'll see some freakish ghost of his brother telling him... it's not your fault for the lightbulb...

Two: One to change the lightbulb and the other to yell "Jeehaarrrod" to warn and give him enough time to get away...

How many Jarod's does it take a lightbulb?

One: But he usually has to call Syndey first to ask rhetorial questions like "How can people abandon a poor, innocent lightbulb in a dumpster?"

One: But first he has to build up a 42 minute story line about it and discover Cheetos and Mineral Water along the way... [So people actually eat air fluffed cheese-flavoured corn and drink water from 30,000 miles away?... huh... ok... I'll take 100 of each!!!]p> Two: No wait, it's Kyle... what the?

How many Angelo's does it take to change a lightbulb?

One: But usually "He decides who changes or doesn't change the lightbulbs"

One: But afterwards he starts giggling like a freak and hitting up the walls!!

How many Mr. Raines' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: He gave up smoking and lightbulb replacement!

None: The nurses take care of that in the burn ward!

None: Have you SEEN SL-27!! - it looks like Raines' doesn't even know how to change lightbulbs!!

None: Somehow he takes a liking to the bald shapes and "dimness" of the bulbs... maybe he sees a little something of himself in every lightbulb?!!...

One: But first he has to oil those wheels on his oxygen tank.. damn they're annoying!!

How many Broots' does it take to change a lightbulb?

One: But first he has to re-route the security, by-pass the sensors and loop the camera feed... [but for how long?] mmm... long enough... [not to mention spill coffee on his manhood!!!]

One: But first HE has to tell Ms. Parker about it!!...