The Pretender Drinking Game

For the purposes of this game, a "drink" refers to one swallow of your beverage of choice. If M&Ms are substituted, one M&M = one drink.

• Jarod eats pez.
• Jarod gives anyone a saturnine look.
• Jarod smirks at anyone.
  • Two drinks if it's Miss Parker.
• Jarod watches a DSA with a date between 1968 and 1972.
• Jarod calls Sydney and/or Miss Parker.
• Jarod watches something on videotape.
• Jarod copies a file from someone's computer.
• Jarod asks someone to do him a favor.
• Jarod introduces himself by first name only.
  • Two drinks if it's to a child.
• Jarod speaks another language.
• Jarod looks at a newspaper article pasted in his red notebook.
  • Bonus drink if there's more than one.
• Miss Parker smokes a cigarette.
• Broots cowers at Miss Parker.
• Sydney says that Jarod is trying to tell him something.
  • Two drinks if he calls it a "bread crumb."
  • Three drinks if he actually figures it out in time to use it.
• Sydney smiles at something Jarod does.
• Miss Parker is enraged at something Jarod does.
• Anyone mentions The Centre.
• Jarod Pretends to be something other than his main role.

Take two drinks when:

• Jarod discovers a new sugary and/or junk food.
• Jarod contacts Sydney other than by phone.
  • Bonus drink if Miss Parker finds out and crashes the party.
• Jarod sends Miss Parker anything.
• Jarod "sees" his mother.
  • Bonus drink if he "hears" her.
• Jarod's father is specifically mentioned.
• Jarod watches a DSA with a date other than 1968 - 1972.
• Jarod says money doesn't interest him.
• Miss Parker runs after Jarod.
  • Bonus drink if she's wearing a short skirt.
• Sydney or Miss Parker calls Jarod a Pretender.
• We see Miss Parker as a child.
• We see an experiment performed on another resident of the Centre.
  • Bonus drink if it's twins.
• Miss Parker finds out something about her mother.

Take three drinks when:

• Miss Parker calls Jarod a "one-man Siegfreid and Roy."
• We see Mr. Rains.
• We see Jarod sleeping or in bed.
• We hear Mr. Parker's voice.
  • Bonus drink if we see Mr. Parker
• Anyone mentions Delaware.
• Anyone tries to kill Jarod.
  • Bonus drink if it's Miss Parker.
• Jarod uses a first name other than Jarod.
• Someone figures out Jarod isn't what he's Pretending to be.
• Anyone mentions Delaware.